So there I was riding in my buddy's Jeep in Pinedale, Wyoming. I was thinking about this cute chick in Moab. I decided I need to go see her. First thought was I would canoe there, that would be epic. I started contemplating the logistics. Canoeing would not work. To many rapids/portages. Wait! So I Googled, asked Siri, talked with Alexa. No one has done this trip on an S.U.P. that I could find. Sounds like a great idea! But wait why stop there (I still have to see the cute girl though). The ocean is not that much further. This is worth quitting a job for. They'll understand right. This is epic!, and she is that cute. It has not been done. I also need something to do on THE WEEKENZ!